The Democratic States of Red Monez is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 736 million Mones, 729 million of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The Monean economy, worth 41.2 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,193 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, all tariffs have been abolished, military spending is on the increase, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Red Monez's national animal is the Red Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Red Monez is ranked 63,886^th in the world and 15^th in Taijitu for Most Avoided, scoring 100.1 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.