The Democratic States of Red Mones is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Linnmark J Flooglebonker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.485 billion Mones hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mone City. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Monean economy, worth a remarkable 1,274 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 150,192 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and Linnmark J Flooglebonker is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is totally unknown. Red Mones's national animal is the Monean Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not important.

Red Mones is ranked 52,145^th in the world and 19^th in Taijitu for Most Extreme, scoring 23.68 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.