The Democratic States of Red Mones is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Linnmark J Flooglebonker with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.85 billion Mones hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mone City. The average income tax rate is 7.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monean economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,774 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and many friends and relatives of President Linnmark J Flooglebonker have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown. Red Mones's national animal is the Red Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not important.

Red Mones is ranked 9,388^th in the world and 27^th in Wintreath for Highest Economic Output, with 1,614 trillion Standard Monetary Units.