The Democratic States of Red Mones is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Linnmark J Flooglebonker with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.125 billion Mones hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mone City. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Monean economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 150,192 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and Linnmark J Flooglebonker is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is totally unknown. Red Mones's national animal is the Monean Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not important.

Red Mones is ranked 42,242^nd in the world and 19^th in Taijitu for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.