The Democratic States of Red Mones is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Linnmark J Flooglebonker with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.278 billion Mones hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mone City. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monean economy, worth a remarkable 1,836 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,597 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and police officers compete for the highest commissions from fines. Crime is totally unknown. Red Mones's national animal is the Red Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not important.

Red Mones is ranked 15,446^th in the world and 57^th in Wintreath for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,488.37 Tourists Per Hour.