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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,244th Safest: 2,946th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,022nd
The Pha Phathers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A few moments to learn, a lifetime to master
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Red Kagran

Population16.669 billion

CapitalKagranium City
LeaderGMTers Made of Vodka
FaithTeh Phaith

CurrencyBloody Mogul
AnimalSam dog of Pha

The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.669 billion Kagranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The all-consuming Red Kagranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,784 trillion Bloody Moguls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,064 Bloody Moguls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending GMTers Made of Vodka", no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and Kagranians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teh Phaith.

Red Kagran is ranked 58,955th in the world and 18th in Taijitu for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 66 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,244thTop
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Safest: 2,946thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,022ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,513thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,881stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,254thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,315thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,173rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,173rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,344thLowest Crime Rates: 6,693rdLargest Governments: 7,051stHighest Economic Output: 7,133rdLargest Populations: 7,938thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,117thBest Weather: 8,229thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,566thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,820thMost Pacifist: 10,457thMost Devout: 10,555thMost Cultured: 12,553rdMost Developed: 13,131stSmartest Citizens: 13,534thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,441st
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Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Red Kagran's influence in Taijitu rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Red Kagran's influence in Taijitu rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Red Kagran's influence in Taijitu rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Red Kagran's influence in Taijitu rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Red Kagran lodged a message on the Taijitu Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, Kagranians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending GMTers Made of Vodka".
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, escalators are avoided at all costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.

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