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Largest Insurance Industry: 312thLargest Black Market: 419thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 705th
The Ever-Present Control of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We are The Network. We are watching
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Red Fist Network

Population17.02 billion

CapitalThe Glorious City Of Pascia MK39
LeaderLord Lleyrwyn LXXVIII
FaithThe 44th Council Of The Eternal

CurrencyArge
AnimalRed Lion

The Ever-Present Control of Red Fist Network is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Lleyrwyn LXXVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.02 billion Pawns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious City Of Pascia MK39. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pawnian economy, worth a remarkable 6,679 trillion Arges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,453 Arges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Red Fist Network as a reminder of their "special relationship", the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Fist Network's national animal is the Red Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The 44th Council Of The Eternal.

Red Fist Network is ranked 144,199th in the world and 3,064th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 183.66281301128 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 312thLargest Black Market: 419thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 761stLargest Mining Sector: 930thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,021stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,120thHighest Average Incomes: 1,186thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,249thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,321stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,520thMost Secular: 1,918thHighest Economic Output: 1,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,035thMost Avoided: 2,374thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,626thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,005thLowest Crime Rates: 3,269thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,771stFattest Citizens: 3,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,968thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,111thLargest Governments: 5,444thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,730thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,163rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,841stMost Patriotic: 9,561stMost Conservative: 9,733rdMost Authoritarian: 9,880thLargest Retail Industry: 9,991stMost Efficient Economies: 13,634thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,216thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,921stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,581stLargest Populations: 21,703rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,604thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,720th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionMost Secular: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 140th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 158th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 169th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 186th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 203rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 214th in the regionFattest Citizens: 226th in the regionLargest Governments: 254th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 276th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 325th in the regionMost Conservative: 332nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 387th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 395th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 470th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 491st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 608th in the regionLargest Populations: 728th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 744th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 851st in the regionMost Patriotic: 870th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 921st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Red Fist Network's influence in Lazarus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Red Fist Network was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Red Fist Network was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Red Fist Network changed its national capital to "The Glorious City Of Pascia MK39", its faith to "The 44th Council Of The Eternal", and its leader to "Lord Lleyrwyn LXXVIII".
  • : Red Fist Network was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
  • : Red Fist Network was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Fist Network, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Fist Network, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Fist Network, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Red Fist Network as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Red Fist Network, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.

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