|Leader||Most Supreme Overlord of Everything|
The Dictatorship of Reborpicdo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Most Supreme Overlord of Everything with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.705 billion Reborpicdonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MSOE City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Reborpicdonian economy, worth 245 trillion pickles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,007 pickles, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.
The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reborpicdo's national animal is the doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Potatoism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
- : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.
- : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
- : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Reborpicdo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Reborpicdo changed its national capital to "MSOE City".
- : Reborpicdo changed its national faith to "Potatoism".
- : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, Most Supreme Overlord of Everything is the self-declared God of all Reborpicdo.
- : Reborpicdo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of expression for organisations".