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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,399th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,429th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,720th
The Dictatorship of
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Failure and death are the same. You fail you die.
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Reborpicdo

Population1.184 billion

CapitalReborpicdo City
LeaderMost Supreme Overlord of Everything

Currencypickle
Animaldoggo

The Dictatorship of Reborpicdo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Most Supreme Overlord of Everything with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, lack of airports, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.184 billion Reborpicdonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reborpicdo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Reborpicdonian economy, worth 166 trillion pickles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,781 pickles, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, foreign leaders who don't applaud Most Supreme Overlord of Everything's speeches are regarded as enemies of Reborpicdo, cities are engulfed by smog, and the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reborpicdo's national animal is the doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Reborpicdo is ranked 17,945th in the world and 41st in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.25 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,399thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,429thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,720thMost Avoided: 5,073rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,202ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,427thLargest Black Market: 6,185thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,299thMost Secular: 7,576thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,418thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,591stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,125thMost Conservative: 11,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,868thHighest Average Incomes: 15,036thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,829thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,113thMost Influential: 16,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,814thMost Authoritarian: 16,934thLowest Crime Rates: 17,945th
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Most Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reborpicdo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Reborpicdo was endorsed by The Simulnation of Matrixulated.
  • : Reborpicdo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Reborpicdo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "pride and Prejudice".
  • : Reborpicdo was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Jobber.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, foreign leaders who don't applaud Most Supreme Overlord of Everything's speeches are regarded as enemies of Reborpicdo.
  • : Reborpicdo's influence in Spiritus rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Reborpicdo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » The Salaxalans, Legendus, Fortis Draco, Urran, and Matrixulated.

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