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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,200th Largest Mining Sector: 4,357th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,441st
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Failure and death are the same. You fail you die.
Most Supreme Overlord of Everything
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Reborpicdo

Population1.705 billion

CapitalMSOE City
LeaderMost Supreme Overlord of Everything
FaithPotatoism

Currencypickle
Animaldoggo

The Dictatorship of Reborpicdo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Most Supreme Overlord of Everything with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.705 billion Reborpicdonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MSOE City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Reborpicdonian economy, worth 245 trillion pickles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,007 pickles, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reborpicdo's national animal is the doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Reborpicdo is ranked 37,369th in the world and 60th in Spiritus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,997.22 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,200thLargest Mining Sector: 4,357thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,441stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,504thLargest Black Market: 4,898thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,929thMost Avoided: 5,083rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,035thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,766thMost Secular: 7,165thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,413thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,124thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,138thMost Conservative: 10,549thMost Authoritarian: 12,575thMost Influential: 13,728thHighest Average Incomes: 13,897thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,264th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Reborpicdo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Reborpicdo changed its national capital to "MSOE City".
  • : Reborpicdo changed its national faith to "Potatoism".
  • : Following new legislation in Reborpicdo, Most Supreme Overlord of Everything is the self-declared God of all Reborpicdo.
  • : Reborpicdo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of expression for organisations".

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Endorsements Received: 8 » The Salaxalans, Legendus, Urran, Matrixulated, Consigahria, Iceblade, Argarysk, and Rogamark.

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