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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,544thLargest Mining Sector: 10,274thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,853rd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Reborn from ashes, we will take all that remains.
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Reborn Vandals

Population1.532 billion

CapitalLucintinia
LeaderLucaroth
FaithThe Imperial Cult

CurrencyKekkel
AnimalRacoon

The Empire of Reborn Vandals is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lucaroth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.532 billion Reborn Vandalsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucintinia. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The very strong Reborn Vandalsian economy, worth 108 trillion Kekkels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 71,114 Kekkels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Reborn Vandalsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reborn Vandals's national animal is the Racoon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.

Reborn Vandals is ranked 117,477th in the world and 10th in The Imperial Union for Most Income Equality, scoring 20.41 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,544thLargest Mining Sector: 10,274thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,853rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,541st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reborn Vandals altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborn Vandals, immigrants who don't like the taste of Reborn Vandalsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborn Vandals, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborn Vandals, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborn Vandals, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborn Vandals, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborn Vandals, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
  • : Following new legislation in Reborn Vandals, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Reborn Vandals was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Reborn Vandals's influence in The Imperial Union rose from "Minnow" to "Enforcer".

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