|Faith||Yay for Cake|
The Rebel-topian Colony of RebelT is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.222 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Rebel-topian economy, worth 847 trillion Confederate Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,352 Confederate Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled RebelT with a very polite populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RebelT's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay for Cake.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : RebelT's influence in Niagara rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : RebelT's influence in Niagara rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : RebelT was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : RebelT's influence in Niagara rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : RebelT's influence in Niagara rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : RebelT's influence in Niagara fell from "Diplomat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : RebelT was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : RebelT's influence in Niagara rose from "Zero" to "Diplomat".
- : RebelT relocated from Osiris to Niagara.
- : RebelT was refounded in Osiris.