The Kingdom of Rebels and Saints is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 570 million Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denver. The average income tax rate is 45.4%.

The thriving American economy, worth 50.3 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 88,283 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the American throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebels and Saints's national animal is the Fer-de-Lance, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rebels and Saints is ranked 28,321^st in the world and 2^nd in The united nations of liberalia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 93.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.