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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 365thLargest Agricultural Sector: 420thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 859th
The Totalitarian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Big Brother Is Watching You
Big Brother
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Reatilber Soclistice

Population3.753 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderBig Brother
FaithEnglish Socialism

CurrencyImperial Doubloons

The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.753 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,207 Imperial Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Airstrip One Natural History Museum, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Reatilber Soclisticean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is English Socialism.

Reatilber Soclistice is ranked 194,766th in the world and 272nd in New Western Empire for Most Pro-Market, scoring -89.89 on the Rand Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 365thLargest Agricultural Sector: 420thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 859thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 865thMost Conservative: 887thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,193rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,226thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,580thTop
Most Influential: 2,094thLargest Black Market: 2,393rdMost Authoritarian: 2,479thHighest Average Incomes: 2,583rdLargest Governments: 3,694thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,911thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,034thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,164thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,579thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,600thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,883rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,056thSmartest Citizens: 7,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,408thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,726thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,604thMost Efficient Economies: 11,127thLargest Mining Sector: 11,749thMost Extreme: 11,839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,308thMost Developed: 15,524thHighest Economic Output: 16,297thBest Weather: 16,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,553rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,551st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the region

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