The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.119 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,573 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 307,450 Imperial Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is English Socialism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Reatilber Soclistice was endorsed by The Emirate of Tayipistan.
- : Reatilber Soclistice was endorsed by The Federation of Concol.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Reatilber Soclistice was endorsed by The Partial Independent State of Reignment.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
- : Reatilber Soclistice endorsed The Federation of Concol.
- : Reatilber Soclistice endorsed The Partial Independent State of Reignment.
- : Reatilber Soclistice endorsed The Emirate of Tayipistan.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
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