The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.753 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,207 Imperial Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Airstrip One Natural History Museum, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Reatilber Soclisticean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is English Socialism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Reatilber Soclistice was endorsed by The Kingdom of Valltoria.
- : Reatilber Soclistice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Reatilber Soclistice was endorsed by The Empire of Dobyse.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Reatilber Soclisticean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
- : Reatilber Soclistice lost the endorsement of The Democratic States of Peacefalia.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Airstrip One Natural History Museum.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Proles any less frightened.
- : Reatilber Soclistice voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
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