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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 138thLargest Agricultural Sector: 338thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 454th
The Totalitarian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Everything not forbidden is compulsory.
Big Brother
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Reatilber Soclistice

Population6.036 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderBig Brother
FaithEnglish Socialism

CurrencyImperial Doubloons
AnimalHawk

The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.036 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 2,043 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 338,473 Imperial Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Reatilber Soclisticean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, Proles caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is English Socialism.

Reatilber Soclistice is ranked 212,456th in the world and 138th in New Western Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 138thLargest Agricultural Sector: 338thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 454thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 571stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 637thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 674thLowest Crime Rates: 733rdMost Corrupt Governments: 837thMost Patriotic: 978thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,162ndMost Influential: 1,164thHighest Average Incomes: 1,466thMost Developed: 1,500thLargest Black Market: 1,525thLargest Governments: 1,692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,801stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,890thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,016thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,652ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,799thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,899thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,292ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,415thMost Devout: 3,608thMost Authoritarian: 3,804thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,821stSmartest Citizens: 3,985thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,369thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,694thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,272ndMost Conservative: 5,344thBest Weather: 5,594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,784thMost Efficient Economies: 6,443rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,586thHighest Economic Output: 8,358thLargest Mining Sector: 10,514thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,175thMost Extreme: 16,769thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,178th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reatilber Soclistice's influence in New Western Empire fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Reatilber Soclistice's influence in New Western Empire rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, Proles caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Reatilber Soclistice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, Reatilber Soclisticean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
  • : Reatilber Soclistice voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Toxic Heavy Metals Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.

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