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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 218thLargest Agricultural Sector: 449thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559th
The Totalitarian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Everything not forbidden is compulsory.
Big Brother
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Reatilber Soclistice

Population5.119 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderBig Brother
FaithEnglish Socialism

CurrencyImperial Doubloons

The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.119 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,573 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 307,450 Imperial Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is English Socialism.

Reatilber Soclistice is ranked 228,627th in the world and 217th in New Western Empire for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,534.11 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 218thLargest Agricultural Sector: 449thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 669thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 810thLowest Crime Rates: 930thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,041stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,057thMost Influential: 1,518thLargest Black Market: 1,893rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,936thLargest Governments: 2,127thMost Developed: 2,197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,297thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,477thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,654thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,459thHealthiest Citizens: 3,866thMost Authoritarian: 4,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,366thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,599thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,613thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,621stSmartest Citizens: 4,770thMost Devout: 5,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,095thMost Conservative: 6,058thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,228thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,444thMost Efficient Economies: 7,298thBest Weather: 7,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,489thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,876thHighest Economic Output: 10,955thLargest Mining Sector: 11,723rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,230thMost Extreme: 18,541stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,902nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the region

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