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Most Devout: 462ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,932ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,326th
The Holy Leadership of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The Mist chooses us, it is not ours to command.
Lord Abbadon
Influence
Powerbroker
Discord Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Realm of Abbadon

Population12.576 billion

CapitalThe Ancient City of Goliest
LeaderLord Abbadon
FaithAvernism

CurrencyTooth
AnimalGoldfish

The Holy Leadership of Realm of Abbadon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Abbadon with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.576 billion Realmlings are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancient City of Goliest. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Abbadonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,005 trillion Teeth a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,479 Teeth, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Realm of Abbadon's national animal is the Goldfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Avernism.

Realm of Abbadon is ranked 145,172nd in the world and 75th in Africa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 378.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 462ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,932ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,326thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,513thLargest Governments: 4,763rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,979thMost Influential: 5,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,189thBest Weather: 5,250thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,535thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,546thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,560thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,579thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,758thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,117thMost Efficient Economies: 6,533rdMost Cultured: 7,029thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,076thHighest Economic Output: 8,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,232ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,459thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,278thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,761stHealthiest Citizens: 14,508thSmartest Citizens: 15,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,176thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,924thMost Developed: 20,422ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,913thLargest Populations: 23,042nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Realm of Abbadon was endorsed by Republic of bangova.
  • : Following new legislation in Realm of Abbadon, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Realm of Abbadon, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Following new legislation in Realm of Abbadon, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Realm of Abbadon, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Realm of Abbadon, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Abbadonian Colonial Thesaurus.
  • : Following new legislation in Realm of Abbadon, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Realm of Abbadon, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Realm of Abbadon, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Realm of Abbadon was endorsed by Mozambiki.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Nu Liberia, Sar-Aksum, Phazania, and Mombombu.

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