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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,426thMost Primitive: 4,343rdMost Armed: 5,594th
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Really Smart Kansas

Population5.569 billion


Currencybible verse
Animaloil derrick

The Advanced Technocracy of Really Smart Kansas is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.569 billion Scientologists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The powerhouse intelectually gifted economy, worth 453 trillion bible verses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 81,413 bible verses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,463 per year while the poor average 14,851, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and the nation's favourite colour is black (Really Smart Kansas has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Really Smart Kansas's national animal is the oil derrick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Really Smart Kansas is ranked 53,740th in the world and 10th in Primitiveness for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,898.89 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,426thTop
Most Primitive: 4,343rdMost Armed: 5,594thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,351stFattest Citizens: 7,466thMost Devout: 9,440thMost Conservative: 10,102ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14,020thMost Patriotic: 16,250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,085thMost Avoided: 24,662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,796th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the region

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