Population | 8.097 billion |
Capital | Tuscaloosa |
Leader | The Head Coach |
Faith | The Cult of Saban |
Currency | Crimson |
Animal | Elephant |
The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Head Coach with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.097 billion Really Big Bama Fanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuscaloosa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Really Big Bama Fanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,511 trillion Crimsons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 186,723 Crimsons, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, the national anthem is considered broadly offensive to those who don't believe in The Cult of Saban, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and witches' brews set off Geiger counters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Really Big Bama Fan's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Saban.
Really Big Bama Fan is ranked 22,285th in the world and 1st in SEC Fanatics for Most Cultured, scoring 88 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Really Big Bama Fan agreed to construct embassies between SEC Fanatics and Western Connection.
- : Really Big Bama Fan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Really Big Bama Fan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Really Big Bama Fan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
- : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
- : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, the national anthem is considered broadly offensive to those who don't believe in The Cult of Saban.
- : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, the country is littered with broken homes.
- : Really Big Bama Fan agreed to construct embassies between SEC Fanatics and Assembly of Independent Nations.