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Largest Retail Industry: 316th Largest Agricultural Sector: 374th Rudest Citizens: 433rd
The Football Playing Confederacy of
Capitalist Paradise
An Elephant Never Forgets!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.937 billion

FaithThe Legendary Bear


The Football Playing Confederacy of RBBF is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Saban with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.937 billion RBBFians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuskaloosa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient RBBFian economy, worth a remarkable 1,546 trillion Crimsons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 260,456 Crimsons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,141,343 per year while the poor average 37,434, a ratio of 30.5 to 1.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. RBBF's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Legendary Bear.

RBBF is ranked 152,908th in the world and 10th in SECFanatics for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Retail Industry: 316thLargest Agricultural Sector: 374thRudest Citizens: 433rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 840thHighest Disposable Incomes: 910thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 993rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,000thHighest Crime Rates: 1,112thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,329thMost Armed: 1,505thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,569thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,738thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,981stHighest Average Incomes: 2,509thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,872ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,395thSmartest Citizens: 4,163rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,316thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,010thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,115thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,333rdMost Developed: 6,599thMost Cultured: 6,718thMost Efficient Economies: 6,732ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,261stHighest Economic Output: 8,261stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,810thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,768thLargest Mining Sector: 12,229thMost Inclusive: 12,240thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,575thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,746thMost Influential: 16,120thHighest Drug Use: 17,059th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

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