by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 351st Largest Retail Industry: 483rd Rudest Citizens: 562nd
The Football Playing Confederacy of
Capitalist Paradise
An Elephant Never Forgets!
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.614 billion

FaithThe Legendary Bear


The Football Playing Confederacy of RBBF is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saban with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.614 billion RBBFians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuskaloosa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient RBBFian economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion Crimsons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 234,729 Crimsons, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the New RBBFian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. RBBF's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Legendary Bear.

RBBF is ranked 2,311th in the world and 1st in SECFanatics for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 63.23 Whatever.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 351stLargest Retail Industry: 483rdRudest Citizens: 562ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 934thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,012thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,233rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,240thMost Armed: 1,622ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,637thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,839thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,311thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,009thHighest Average Incomes: 3,347thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,048thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,613thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,693rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,631stSmartest Citizens: 6,655thMost Efficient Economies: 7,075thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,677thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,021stMost Cultured: 8,223rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,903rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,801stLargest Mining Sector: 10,971stMost Developed: 11,628thHighest Economic Output: 11,693rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,344th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » The Denmark Imperium and Mabaho.

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