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Largest Retail Industry: 283rd Rudest Citizens: 365th Largest Agricultural Sector: 366th
The Football Playing Confederacy of
Capitalist Paradise
An Elephant Never Forgets!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.349 billion

FaithThe Legendary Bear


The Football Playing Confederacy of RBBF is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Saban with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.349 billion RBBFians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuskaloosa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient RBBFian economy, worth a remarkable 1,378 trillion Crimsons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,791 Crimsons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,296,712 per year while the poor average 28,643, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and untold millions of Crimsons are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. RBBF's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Legendary Bear.

RBBF is ranked 3,754th in the world and 1st in SECFanatics for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 81.62 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Retail Industry: 283rdRudest Citizens: 365thLargest Agricultural Sector: 366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 768thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 821stHighest Disposable Incomes: 934thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 940thHighest Crime Rates: 1,072ndMost Armed: 1,414thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,508thFattest Citizens: 1,651stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,980thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,981stHighest Average Incomes: 2,493rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,568thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,646thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,754thSmartest Citizens: 4,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,215thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,465thMost Efficient Economies: 6,816thMost Developed: 7,067thMost Cultured: 7,872ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,906thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,339thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,186thLargest Mining Sector: 11,388thMost Inclusive: 12,390thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,262ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,970thMost Pro-Market: 15,062ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,445thMost Influential: 16,994thHighest Drug Use: 17,069th

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