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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,947th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,010th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,104th
The Corporate Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
לרעוד לפני הכלכלה החזקה שלנו
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Razmistan

Population7.323 billion

CapitalVeychslev
LeaderGeneral Poroxep
FaithHebriudaizm

CurrencyCredit
AnimalBear

The Corporate Republic of Razmistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Poroxep with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.323 billion Razmistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veychslev. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Razmistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,138 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Razmistan's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hebriudaizm.

Razmistan is ranked 8,972nd in the world and 1st in Eastern Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 1,429 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,947thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,010thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,104thLargest Mining Sector: 2,125thFattest Citizens: 2,208thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,641stMost Efficient Economies: 2,706thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,751stLargest Black Market: 2,805thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,835thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,839thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,051stMost Avoided: 3,120thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,374thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,119thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,201stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,391stHighest Average Incomes: 6,129thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,891stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 8,379thMost Devout: 8,919thHighest Economic Output: 8,972ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,420thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,734thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,135thLowest Crime Rates: 14,330thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,890thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,140th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Razmistan's influence in Eastern Europe rose from "Nipper" to "Truckler".
  • : Razmistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Razmistan, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Razmistan, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Razmistan, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Razmistan, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Razmistan, it's best not to ask what goes into Veychslev Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Razmistan relocated from Balder to Eastern Europe.
  • : Razmistan was refounded in Balder.
  • : Razmistan ceased to exist in Eastern Europe.

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