The Supreme Hierarch of Raxion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme President with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.951 billion Raxonions are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raxispoli. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Raxonion economy, worth a remarkable 6,433 trillion Raxis Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 322,469 Raxis Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, and cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Raxion's national animal is the Raxis Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Raxion is ranked 235,351^st in the world and 6,652^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 3.02 Cheeks Turned Per Day.