by Max Barry

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Largest Black Market: 293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 470th
The High Priesthood of
Iron Fist Consumerists
blessed is the outcome, whatever it may be
High Priest of Chaos
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population22.195 billion



The High Priesthood of Raxion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.195 billion Raxonions are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memory. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Raxonion economy, worth a remarkable 7,073 trillion Blessings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 318,719 Blessings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Brother, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Raxion's national animal is the primate, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Entropy.

Raxion is ranked 257,381st in the world and 188th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -23.4 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Black Market: 293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 470thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 490thLargest Mining Sector: 653rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,081stHighest Economic Output: 1,327thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,585thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,715thHighest Average Incomes: 1,936thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,940thMost Avoided: 2,097thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,154thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,307thLowest Crime Rates: 3,459thFattest Citizens: 3,509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,927thMost Patriotic: 3,938thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,027thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,730thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,921stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,341stLargest Governments: 5,579thLargest Retail Industry: 6,600thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,101stLargest Populations: 7,535thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,791stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,767thMost Devout: 9,597thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,240thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,090thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,045thMost Efficient Economies: 17,912thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,874th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the region

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