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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 236thLargest Black Market: 241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 405th
The High Priesthood of
Iron Fist Consumerists
blessed is the outcome, whatever it may be
The High Priest
High Priest
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population20.131 billion

LeaderThe High Priest


The High Priesthood of Raxion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The High Priest with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.131 billion Raxonions are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melody. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Raxonion economy, worth a remarkable 6,491 trillion Blessings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 322,451 Blessings, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Raxion's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Entropy.

Raxion is ranked 240,952nd in the world and 48th in Entropy for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -20.25 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 236thLargest Black Market: 241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 405thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 428thLargest Mining Sector: 538thMost Ignorant Citizens: 827thHighest Economic Output: 1,218thMost Avoided: 1,260thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,448thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,635thHighest Average Incomes: 1,683rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,701stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,995thLowest Crime Rates: 3,063rdFattest Citizens: 3,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,279thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,926thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,334thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,875thLargest Governments: 4,983rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,046thLargest Retail Industry: 5,985thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,979thLargest Populations: 7,196thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,973rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,620thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15,002ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,512thMost Devout: 20,918thMost Conservative: 21,531stLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,923rd
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the region

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