The Democratic States of Rawando is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 494 million Rawandoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 9.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rawandoan economy, worth 44.9 trillion Rawandan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 90,817 Rawandan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rawando's national animal is the Oliver-John, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rawando is ranked 51,946^th in the world and 180^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring 46.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.