The State of Raving Wolves is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.361 billion Raving Wolvesians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Raving Wolvesian economy, worth 805 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 37,723 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 147,586 per year while the poor average 6,568, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, nudity is frowned upon, all tariffs have been abolished, and Raving Wolves has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Raving Wolves's national animal is the deer.

Raving Wolves is ranked 258,195^th in the world and 454^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.22 law-abiding acts per hour.