The Villa of Rathdrum Texas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tex Rathdrum with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 2.245 billion Rathdrum Texasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rathdrum. The average income tax rate is 46.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Rathdrum Texasian economy, worth 76.7 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,177 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, and the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Rathdrum Texas" on tails. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rathdrum Texas's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rathdrumites.

Rathdrum Texas is ranked 138,601^st in the world and 63^rd in Texas for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,314.84 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.