The DeLeontologist of Ratateague is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.814 billion Ratatekkers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holtmímir. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ratatasque economy, worth a remarkable 7,933 trillion labor credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 381,183 labor credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. Crime is totally unknown. Ratateague's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ratateague is ranked 208,678^th in the world and 355^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -62.27 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.