The Greek Empire of Ranponian is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Konstantinos Floros with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.022 billion Greeks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ranponianian economy, worth 156 trillion Greek drachmas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,219 Greek drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

General Konstantinos Floros is the self-declared God of all Ranponian, General Konstantinos Floros has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ranponian's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox.

Ranponian is ranked 95,741^st in the world and 99^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Nudest, with 139.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.