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Largest Retail Industry: 11,356th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Liberty or Death.
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Randsidia

Population62 million

Currencysoruwan
AnimalOwl

The Kingdom of Randsidia is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 62 million Randsidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The strong Randsidian economy, worth 3.52 trillion soruwans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 56,775 soruwans, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime is moderate. Randsidia's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Randsidia is ranked 65,677th in the world and 2,380th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 133,273.96 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Retail Industry: 11,356th
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Largest Retail Industry: 324th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 513th in the regionMost Avoided: 515th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 617th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Randsidia, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Randsidia, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Randsidia, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Randsidia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Randsidia, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set.
  • : Following new legislation in Randsidia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Randsidia, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Randsidia, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
  • : Following new legislation in Randsidia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Randsidia, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.

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