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Most Subsidized Industry: 137thMost Ignorant Citizens: 248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 347th
The Similarly Simulated Simmies of
Moralistic Democracy
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Randomia

Population22.843 billion

CapitalMy Little Cottage
LeaderEveryone yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
FaithSpongeBobuddhism

CurrencyRainbow pot of Gold
AnimalSimian

The Similarly Simulated Simmies of Randomia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Everyone yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.843 billion Randomians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Public Transport, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Little Cottage. The average income tax rate is 12.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Randomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion Rainbow pots of Gold a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,930 Rainbow pots of Gold, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, Randomians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and citizens can freely debate whether Everyone yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Randomia's national animal is the Simian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is SpongeBobuddhism.

Randomia is ranked 51,088th in the world and 2,625th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,504.8 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 137thMost Ignorant Citizens: 248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 347thMost Primitive: 486thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 609thMost Avoided: 1,107thHighest Crime Rates: 1,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,710thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,784thNudest: 2,311thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,063rdLargest Black Market: 4,651stMost Efficient Economies: 5,704thLargest Populations: 7,114thMost Secular: 11,756thHighest Economic Output: 12,969thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,095thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,324th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionNudest: 78th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97th in the regionFattest Citizens: 178th in the regionLargest Populations: 202nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 203rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 249th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 401st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 527th in the regionMost Influential: 588th in the regionMost Secular: 602nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 640th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 655th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 663rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Randomia, citizens can freely debate whether Everyone yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Randomia, Randomians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in Randomia, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo.
  • : Following new legislation in Randomia, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
  • : Following new legislation in Randomia, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.
  • : Randomia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Randomia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Randomia, it is often said that only Everyone yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Randomia, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Randomia, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.

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