The Similarly Simulated Simmies of Randomia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Everyone yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.843 billion Randomians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Public Transport, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Little Cottage. The average income tax rate is 12.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Randomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion Rainbow pots of Gold a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,930 Rainbow pots of Gold, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, Randomians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and citizens can freely debate whether Everyone yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Randomia's national animal is the Simian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is SpongeBobuddhism.

Randomia is ranked 51,088^th in the world and 2,625^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,504.8 Standard Monetary Units.