The Thingamabob of Random Country 453632 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Random Guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.94 billion Randomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Random Capital. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Randomian economy, worth 277 trillion Random Currencies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,469 Random Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Country 453632's national animal is the Nine-Banded Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Acts of Random.

Random Country 453632 is ranked 113,222^nd in the world and 4,522^nd in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 12.93 flags saluted per person per day.