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Most Secular: 3,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,517thMost Influential: 4,931st
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obedience or Death!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Randgola

Population1.199 billion

CapitalSunderland

CurrencyDollar
AnimalRattlesnake

The People's Republic of Randgola is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.199 billion Randgolans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunderland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Randgolan economy, worth 149 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 124,720 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,686 per year while the poor average 23,647, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, concussed Rattlesnakeball players cannot remember their lineup position, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randgola's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Randgola is ranked 42,637th in the world and 1,269th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 41.01 quips per hour.

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Most Secular: 3,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,517thMost Influential: 4,931stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,971stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,054thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,693rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,797thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,960thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,496thMost Conservative: 15,123rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,681stLargest Retail Industry: 19,117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,275thMost Authoritarian: 19,401stLargest Black Market: 20,782ndHighest Average Incomes: 23,972ndLargest Governments: 25,541stLowest Crime Rates: 26,340th
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Most Secular: 109th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 215th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 280th in the regionLargest Black Market: 281st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 307th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 410th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 485th in the regionMost Influential: 534th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 536th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 538th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 566th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 583rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 591st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 629th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 686th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 693rd in the regionLargest Governments: 694th in the regionMost Patriotic: 695th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 721st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 736th in the regionMost Conservative: 824th in the regionMost Developed: 854th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 940th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,010th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,046th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,154th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Randgola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Randgola, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Randgola, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Randgola, concussed Rattlesnakeball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Randgola, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Randgola, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Randgola was endorsed by The Republic of Antwerpen1.
  • : Randgola was endorsed by The Kingdom of Shadeth.
  • : Randgola was endorsed by The Allied States of Bistritza.
  • : Randgola was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Eae.

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