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Highest Crime Rates: 672nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 819th Most Armed: 866th
The Best Taunt of
Capitalizt
Never before has being useless been so useful!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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Rancho Relaxo

Population6.08 billion

CapitalDustbowl
LeaderDell Conagher
FaithAtheism

CurrencyMetal Unit
AnimalSentry

The Best Taunt of Rancho Relaxo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dell Conagher with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.08 billion Fat Guy Engies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dustbowl. Income tax is unheard of.

The Useless economy, worth 621 trillion Metal Units a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 102,219 Metal Units, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 643,114 per year while the poor average 6,837, a ratio of 94.1 to 1.

Garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, t-shirts displaying a photo of Dell Conagher performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rancho Relaxo's national animal is the Sentry, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rancho Relaxo is ranked 164,697th in the world and 4th in Leppikanian Puppet Storage for Most Inclusive, scoring 20.45 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 672ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 819thMost Armed: 866thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,456thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,476thFattest Citizens: 1,588thHighest Drug Use: 1,633rdTop
5%
Most Avoided: 1,781stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,909thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,917thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,412thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,913thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,144thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,460thRudest Citizens: 5,409thMost Pro-Market: 6,184thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,201stLargest Retail Industry: 6,422ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,473rdTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 10,764thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,721stNudest: 16,244thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,022nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Rancho Relaxo's influence in Leppikanian Puppet Storage rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.

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