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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 297thHighest Crime Rates: 678thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 806th
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Rancho Relaxo

Population8.902 billion

CapitalDustbowl
LeaderDell Conagher
FaithAtheism

CurrencyMetal Unit
AnimalSentry

The Best Taunt of Rancho Relaxo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dell Conagher with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.902 billion Fat Guy Engies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dustbowl. Income tax is unheard of.

The Useless economy, worth 914 trillion Metal Units a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 102,745 Metal Units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 944,912 per year while the poor average 1,149, a ratio of 822 to 1.

Garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, t-shirts displaying a photo of Dell Conagher performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rancho Relaxo's national animal is the Sentry, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rancho Relaxo is ranked 12,744th in the world and 1st in Leppikanian Puppet Storage for Most Pro-Market, scoring 92.56 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 297thHighest Crime Rates: 678thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 806thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,127thMost Armed: 1,174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,306thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,542ndFattest Citizens: 1,559thHighest Drug Use: 1,607thMost Avoided: 1,711thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,457thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,899thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,204thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,139thRudest Citizens: 6,183rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,329thTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,578thMost Pro-Market: 12,744thLargest Mining Sector: 13,196thMost Stationary: 13,666thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,801stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,471stMost Influential: 17,246thHighest Economic Output: 18,591st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Rancho Relaxo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Rancho Relaxo altered its national flag.

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