The United States of Ramiru is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dorald Krump with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.792 billion Ramirans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramington DC. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Ramiran Citizen economy, worth 607 trillion Ramiran Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 160,095 Ramiran Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ramiru's national animal is the Ramiran Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Ramiru is ranked 86,012^th in the world and 3,438^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,071.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.