by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,454thMost Armed: 4,600thLowest Crime Rates: 5,906th
The Eisenblut Königreich of
Father Knows Best State
✠Gott mit uns, Wissen ist Macht✠
Ramiru Ray
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.854 billion

LeaderRamiru Ray

AnimalRamiru Lion

The Eisenblut Königreich of Ramiru is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ramiru Ray with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.854 billion Ramirans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ramiran Citizen economy, worth 414 trillion Ruans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,342 Ruans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest superhero movie features a caped Ramiru Lion with adamantium claws, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), and children often kick Ramiru Lions for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ramiru's national animal is the Ramiru Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ramiru is ranked 9,705th in the world and 485th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,454thTop
Most Armed: 4,600thLowest Crime Rates: 5,906thMost Influential: 6,064thMost Cultured: 6,478thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,860thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,145thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,443rdMost Developed: 8,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,570thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,749thLargest Governments: 8,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,533rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,560thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,705thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,882ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,350thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,912thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,347thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,836thMost Efficient Economies: 12,266thMost Secular: 12,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,748thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,474thSmartest Citizens: 15,335thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,130thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,547thBest Weather: 16,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,673rd
Most Armed: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 263rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 298th in the regionMost Cultured: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 368th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 384th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 417th in the regionLargest Governments: 439th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 448th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 454th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 485th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 513th in the regionMost Developed: 517th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 549th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 551st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 575th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 590th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 619th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 646th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 648th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 686th in the regionMost Secular: 694th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 699th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 729th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 807th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 849th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 872nd in the regionBest Weather: 902nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ramiru, children often kick Ramiru Lions for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Ramiru, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
  • : Ramiru's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Ramiru, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Ramiru, the latest superhero movie features a caped Ramiru Lion with adamantium claws.
  • : Following new legislation in Ramiru, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Ramiru altered its national flag.
  • : Ramiru changed its national motto to "✠Gott mit uns, Wissen ist Macht✠" and its nation type to "Eisenblut Königreich".
  • : Ramiru was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ramiru, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 146 » Empy, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zumlandia, Fauzjhia, Hamerica, Prydania, Brucklania, Kragsgale, WeKnow, Zzozona, Xipher, Yaorozu, Abject Ludicrosity, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Damsmel, Andexia, Ethnon, Schnuftelland, Erubetia, Principia Mathematica, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, CryptoTransumanists, Dabarastan, Ihese, Amerian States, Corfad, Sil Dorsett, Buckhem, Xyrron, Praeceps, DIMAnism, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Pallaith, Siwale, Kocherian, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Arichia, New Jamgra, El Fiji Grande, Simone Republic, Sikol, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Westinor, Territorio di Nessuno, Dreadton, and 96 others.Interdimensional Zone, Pazair, Newpromisedland, Seanat, Yokciq Empire, Paverium, Ihsan, Amblegreserland, Moubarakistan, North Bratislava, Eastern Cous Empria, Dar es Saalam, Daiz, 1 very fast endotarter, Zeternia, Napnomadia, Illusia and Neverendia, Solskjar, Pokemanland, New Lakemba, Clan Spaniel, Maclare, U S Eh, Malta Comino Gozo, Shadowrik, Basedania, Aoncarpa, Neu-Galicia, Astal Aavors, Ravendi, Yalgora, Libertania Democratica, Shinjuku tokyo 0, United Kahndaq, Heilhum Imperius, Highton Islands, Sunto, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Eschatosia, Valhalla123, Orado, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, Sundred, Votak Matim, Wilkshire, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Vathnutum, The Iron Lions, Xagill, Harjad, Eywaan, Therizia, Daulatpur, Smesh, East Akra, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Pigeonstan, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Eurochina, Nouvelle-Floride, Wolvenland, Holy Oranz, Unsophisticate, Jestings, Comfed, Nationeer, Abonland, Lulubellia, Solphine, Snottelling, Sembawang GRC, Outer Shenendoah, Innocentic, Valentine Z, Glanst, Amprak, Elvoreto, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, The Endless Eventide, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Liminyj, Magna Banitia, Navsland, Wit Noreis, Rozarus, and Hardscrabble.

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