The Eisenblut Königreich of Ramiru is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ramiru Ray with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.854 billion Ramirans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ramiran Citizen economy, worth 414 trillion Ruans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,342 Ruans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest superhero movie features a caped Ramiru Lion with adamantium claws, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), and children often kick Ramiru Lions for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ramiru's national animal is the Ramiru Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ramiru is ranked 9,705^th in the world and 485^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.