Population | 27.836 billion |
Capital | Raskovia |
Leader | Emperor Joshua Raskov II |
Faith | Ralkovian Imperial Judaism |
Currency | Ralkovian Gold Standard |
Animal | Eagle |
The Grand Empire of Ralkovian Grand Island is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Joshua Raskov II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.836 billion Ralkovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raskovia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.
The powerhouse Ralkovian Grand Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,411 trillion Ralkovian Gold Standards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,628 Ralkovian Gold Standards, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.
Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Ralkovian Grand Islandian military unleashed its biological weapons, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ralkovian Grand Island's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ralkovian Imperial Judaism.
Ralkovian Grand Island is ranked 21,500th in the world and 13th in Greater Dienstad for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 31.45 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ralkovian Grand Island was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Theocratic Matriarchy of Holy Marsh, killing 476 million zombies.
- : Ralkovian Grand Island was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Allied States of Marshite Alliance for a Free Tupenga, curing 26 million infected.
- : Ralkovian Grand Island was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Harmonic Queendom of Marshite Ponies, curing 38 million infected.
- : Ralkovian Grand Island was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Federation of The Marshite Defense Council, curing 33 million infected.
- : Ralkovian Grand Island was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Community of Marshite Hijra Khanates, curing 18 million infected.
- : Ralkovian Grand Island was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Armed Republic of Free Ariadna, killing 140 million zombies.
- : Ralkovian Grand Island was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Theocratic Matriarchy of Holy Marsh, killing 300 million zombies.
- : Ralkovian Grand Island was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Allied States of Marshite Alliance for a Free Tupenga, curing 64 million infected.
- : Ralkovian Grand Island was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Harmonic Queendom of Marshite Ponies, curing 104 million infected.
- : Ralkovian Grand Island was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Federation of The Marshite Defense Council, curing 120 million infected.