Population | 37.319 billion |
Capital | Latsudan |
Leader | Simon Crowe |
Faith | Triforianism |
Currency | Hylian Rupee |
Animal | Vaali Tiger |
The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Simon Crowe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.319 billion Hylians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latsudan. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth an astonishing 11,885 trillion Hylian Rupees a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,485 Hylian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, third world countries are rich in "I Love Latsudan" t-shirts, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and Vaali Tiger is one of the most popular forenames in Ral Ixshida. Crime is totally unknown. Ral Ixshida's national animal is the Vaali Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triforianism.
Ral Ixshida is ranked 304,764th in the world and 1st in The Empire of Triphoria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 12.5 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ral Ixshida, Vaali Tiger is one of the most popular forenames in Ral Ixshida.
- : Following new legislation in
Ral Ixshida, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in
Ral Ixshida, third world countries are rich in "I Love Latsudan" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in
Ral Ixshida, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
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Ral Ixshida, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon.
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Ral Ixshida, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
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Ral Ixshida, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Ral Ixshida.
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Ral Ixshida, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
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Ral Ixshida was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
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Ral Ixshida, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Hylians.