The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Simon Crowe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.761 billion Hylians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latsudan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth a remarkable 8,482 trillion Hylian Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 285,018 Hylian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown. Ral Ixshida's national animal is the Cavuu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triforianism.

Ral Ixshida is ranked 20^th in the world and 1^st in The Empire of Triphoria for Healthiest Citizens, with 77.01 Bananas Ingested Per Day.