The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Simon Crowe with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.099 billion Hylians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latsudan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth an astonishing 10,990 trillion Hylian Rupees a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 313,131 Hylian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Vaali Tiger is considered a national priority, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Latsudan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Ral Ixshida's national animal is the Vaali Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triforianism.

Ral Ixshida is ranked 254,585^th in the world and 1^st in The Empire of Triphoria for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 2.7 Whatever.