The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Simon Crowe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.126 billion Hylians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latsudan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth an astonishing 10,074 trillion Hylian Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 304,140 Hylian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, Hylian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, the government is giving peace a chance, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is totally unknown. Ral Ixshida's national animal is the Latsun Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triforianism.

Ral Ixshida is ranked 27^th in the world and 1^st in The Empire of Triphoria for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5,960.06 Tourists Per Hour.