The Constitutional Monarchy of Rakshuland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rakshu with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.773 billion Rakshulanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rakshuville. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rakshulander economy, worth 380 trillion Gayulalas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,877 Gayulalas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rakshuland's national animal is the Chirper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Five second religion.

Rakshuland is ranked 169,124^th in the world and 3,055^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 76.7 billion Standard Monetary Units.