|Leader||General Secretary Baard Chalupa|
The Republic of Rakivland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Baard Chalupa with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.098 billion Rakiv are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasisikenev. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.
The strong Rakivlandian economy, worth 264 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,386 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals, General Secretary Baard Chalupa is famed for giving great back rubs, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rakivland's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rakivland's influence in Retirement Zone rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Rakivland relocated from The Revolutionary Communist Alliance to Retirement Zone.
- : Rakivland founded the region Retirement Zone.
- : Rakivland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Rakivland lost the endorsement of The Community of The West Indies Labour Federation.
- : Rakivland was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Central American Socialist Republic.
- : Rakivland was endorsed by The Trotskyist Republic of Dubhah.
- : Rakivland was endorsed by The Autonomist Republic of The Kibbutzim.
- : Rakivland's influence in The Revolutionary Communist Alliance rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Rakivland was endorsed by The Holy Union of Niakona.
Endorsements Received: None.