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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,194thMost Authoritarian: 2,359thMost Primitive: 2,733rd
The Nightmare State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Death is not an escape.
John Dictator Dammacis
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Rainraa

Population2.039 billion

CapitalAli express NERV
LeaderJohn Dictator Dammacis
FaithParkour

CurrencyParkour Jump
AnimalParkour

The Nightmare State of Rainraa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Dictator Dammacis with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.039 billion Rainraaniaans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ali express NERV. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The Rainraan economy, worth 171 trillion Parkour Jumps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,312 Parkour Jumps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and Rainraan dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainraa's national animal is the Parkour, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Parkour.

Rainraa is ranked 6,237th in the world and 10th in Declansburg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,194thMost Authoritarian: 2,359thMost Primitive: 2,733rdTop
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Most Secular: 4,569thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,908thMost Conservative: 4,916thBest Weather: 5,036thLowest Crime Rates: 6,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,706thNudest: 7,555thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,589thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,825thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,253rdMost Patriotic: 10,295thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,983rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,390thLargest Governments: 15,665thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,829thMost Extreme: 23,459thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,502ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,592ndLargest Black Market: 30,680th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rainraa, Rainraan dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them.
  • : Following new legislation in Rainraa, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
  • : Following new legislation in Rainraa, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in Rainraa, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Rainraa, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Rainraa, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Following new legislation in Rainraa, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
  • : Following new legislation in Rainraa, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Rainraa, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Rainraa, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.

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