Population | 2.039 billion |
Capital | Ali express NERV |
Leader | John Dictator Dammacis |
Faith | Parkour |
Currency | Parkour Jump |
Animal | Parkour |
The Nightmare State of Rainraa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Dictator Dammacis with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.039 billion Rainraaniaans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ali express NERV. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.
The Rainraan economy, worth 171 trillion Parkour Jumps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,312 Parkour Jumps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and Rainraan dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainraa's national animal is the Parkour, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Parkour.
Rainraa is ranked 6,237th in the world and 10th in Declansburg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, Rainraan dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Rainraa, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.