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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,988thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,484thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,392nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Paese, Libert, Aviazione.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Rahlon

Population856 million

CapitalMatelieri
LeaderPapios 'PAPI' Alettone

Currencycuori
Animalfalcon

The Republic of Rahlon is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Papios 'PAPI' Alettone with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 856 million Rahlonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matelieri. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rahlonian economy, worth 99.9 trillion cuoris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,687 cuoris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, military training in Rahlon emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, and out-of-work actors say they can't complain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rahlon's national animal is the falcon.

Rahlon is ranked 26,729th in the world and 2nd in Aerodise for Smartest Citizens, with 51.97 quips per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,988thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,484thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,471stTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,209thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,991stHealthiest Citizens: 15,999thMost Developed: 16,648thSafest: 16,942ndMost Cultured: 17,861stMost Devout: 18,370thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,298thHighest Food Quality: 19,751stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,305thMost Average: 20,349thMost Efficient Economies: 21,926thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,961stMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,371stMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,783rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,592nd
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Most Average: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rahlon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Rahlon, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
  • : Following new legislation in Rahlon, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Rahlon, military training in Rahlon emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in Rahlon, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Following new legislation in Rahlon, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Rahlon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Rahlon, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • : Following new legislation in Rahlon, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Rahlon, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.

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