by Max Barry

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Nudest: 1,267th
The Sultanate of
Democratic Socialists
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Some

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Rah

Population3.673 billion

CapitalThebes
LeaderRah
FaithVioletism

Currencybaht
AnimalCamel

The Sultanate of Rah is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Rah with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.673 billion Egyptians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebes. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Rahian economy, worth 75.4 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,520 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rah's national animal is the Camel and its national religion is Violetism.

Rah is ranked 143,044th in the world and 21st in Iran for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 7.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Nudest: 1,267th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rah's influence in Iran rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Rah, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Rah, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Rah, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in Rah, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Rah, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Rah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Rah, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Rah, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Rah, women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to.

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