The Commonwealth of Ragabania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maronia Greyfawn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.764 billion Ragabanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahrat. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ragabanian economy, worth 316 trillion Hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,578 Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown. Ragabania's national animal is the Squirrel Glider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anarcho-Bidenism.

Ragabania is ranked 19,354^th in the world and 597^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.55 bananas ingested per day.