Population | 3.687 billion |
Capital | Bonalon |
Leader | John Doe |
Faith | Common Sense |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Kookaburra |
The Most Serene Republic of Raelsa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Doe with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.687 billion Raelsans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonalon. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Raelsan economy, worth 379 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,924 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, the military has gone fission for more funding, and Raelsa's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raelsa's national animal is the Kookaburra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Common Sense.
Raelsa is ranked 7,257th in the world and 344th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,520 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Raelsa, Raelsa's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
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Raelsa, the military has gone fission for more funding.
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Raelsa, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
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Raelsa, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
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Raelsa, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Raelsa has found 1 easter egg).
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Raelsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Raelsa's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Raelsa, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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Raelsa, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
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Raelsa, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.