Population | 13.327 billion |
Capital | Kaevack |
Leader | Supreme Commander in Chief Cron |
Currency | Radon |
Animal | Warhog |
The Supreme Galactic Stratocracy of Radonn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander in Chief Cron with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.327 billion Radonis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaevack. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Radonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion Radons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 85,946 Radons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 572,123 per year while the poor average 4,917, a ratio of 116 to 1.
Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radonn's national animal is the Warhog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Radonn is ranked 121,897th in the world and 5th in The Meme Must Go On for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,591.61 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Radonn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Radonn, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
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Radonn, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
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Radonn, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
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Radonn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Radonn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Radonn's influence in The Meme Must Go On rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Radonn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Radonn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Radonn's influence in The Meme Must Go On rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".