by Max Barry

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Radicalanian Armed Forces

Population812 million

AnimalSentient Firearm

The United Socialist States of Radicalanian Armed Forces is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 812 million Radicalanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Radicalanian Armed Forcesian economy, worth 43.1 trillion Bullets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,122 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radicalanian Armed Forces's national animal is the Sentient Firearm.

Radicalanian Armed Forces is ranked 161,200th in the world and 242nd in The Black Hawks for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 60.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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