The Leporid Utopia of Rabiit is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 579 million Rabits are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carot. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Rabiitian economy, worth 22.0 trillion rabbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 37,939 rabbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Towns are often run by puppets, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Rabiit recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabiit's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabiit is ranked 247,816^th in the world and 1,017^th in Europeia for Most Authoritarian, with 373.2 milliStalins.