The Socialist of R libanon is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lilith with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.181 billion SECTARIANISMS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beirut. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient R libanonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion Lire a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,485 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the fattest folk in R libanon look to be the happiest ones, smog in Beirut is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors, and charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. R libanon's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sectarianism.

R libanon is ranked 50,244^th in the world and 1,300^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 430.65953687772 Days.