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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,117thMost Authoritarian: 9,440thMost Avoided: 10,933rd
The Most Serene Kahnate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Qzvarkian Qaz

Population1.832 billion

CapitalQariq
LeaderPet'r Ub-Er'roth

CurrencyBrah
AnimalTourist Tortoise

The Most Serene Kahnate of Qzvarkian Qaz is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pet'r Ub-Er'roth with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.832 billion Qzvarkian Qazians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qariq. The average income tax rate is 45.5%.

The Qzvarkian Qazian economy, worth 119 trillion Brahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,484 Brahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Pet'r Ub-Er'roth's rear echelons, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Qzvarkian Qazian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qzvarkian Qaz's national animal is the Tourist Tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Qzvarkian Qaz is ranked 128,237th in the world and 63rd in Rushmore for Most Stationary, with 98.43287450292 Days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,117thMost Authoritarian: 9,440thMost Avoided: 10,933rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,544thMost Conservative: 19,411thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,759thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,745th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qzvarkian Qaz, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Qzvarkian Qazian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Qzvarkian Qaz, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Qzvarkian Qaz, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Pet'r Ub-Er'roth's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Qzvarkian Qaz, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Qzvarkian Qaz, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Qzvarkian Qaz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Qzvarkian Qaz lodged a message on the Rushmore Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Qzvarkian Qaz, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Qariq.
  • : Following new legislation in Qzvarkian Qaz, Qzvarkian Qazian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one.
  • : Following new legislation in Qzvarkian Qaz, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.

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