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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,509thSafest: 5,357thMost Pacifist: 5,908th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
We do alright here
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Qwertyum

Population4.624 billion

LeaderCL Sholes

CurrencyTrewq
Animaltiger

The Constitutional Monarchy of Qwertyum is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CL Sholes with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.624 billion Qwertyans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Qwertish economy, worth 361 trillion Trewqs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,284 Trewqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qwertyum's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Qwertyum is ranked 42,021st in the world and 233rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,675.27 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,509thSafest: 5,357thMost Pacifist: 5,908thBest Weather: 6,930thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,708thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,742ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,086thNicest Citizens: 10,275thMost Inclusive: 11,388thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,619thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,343rdHighest Food Quality: 13,667thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,305thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,564thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,077thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,379thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,111thLowest Crime Rates: 23,535thSmartest Citizens: 24,992nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionSafest: 108th in the regionMost Pacifist: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 150th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 153rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qwertyum, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Qwertyum, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
  • : Qwertyum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Qwertyum, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Qwertyum, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate.
  • : Qwertyum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Qwertyum, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Qwertyum, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Qwertyum, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Qwertyum, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.

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