by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,811thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,909thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,894th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
No furry no worry
Minister of Media and Culture
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.632 billion

CapitalWhackster City
LeaderTerry the Terroist
FaithThe Institution of Slavery

AnimalCross Country runner

The Holy Empire of Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 1234567890- is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Terry the Terroist with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.632 billion Plantation owners are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whackster City. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving unnecessary economy, worth 289 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,392 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and Cross Country runners that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 1234567890-'s national animal is the Cross Country runner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Institution of Slavery.

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 1234567890- is ranked 212,055th in the world and 134th in Force for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,811thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,909thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,894thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,040thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,274thMost Influential: 16,096thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,157thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,811thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,002ndBest Weather: 20,143rdMost Secular: 20,153rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,056th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the region

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