The Alphåbeticål Anømåly of Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Lørån XIV with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.399 billion Qwęt have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valørån. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Qwęry economy, worth 129 trillion Dråchmås a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,316 Dråchmås, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, Zoroastrian has been named as Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb's national religion, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb's national animal is the Valøriån Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zoroastrian.

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb is ranked 71,392^nd in the world and 1,554^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.87 law-abiding acts per hour.