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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 485thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 584thHighest Crime Rates: 1,047th
The Swagland of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Jesus Christ I am so rich I've forgotten what money is!
Bobby Swagoff
Influence
Page
Save Chicken Overlords!
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Qwas

Population2.491 billion

CapitalSwagLand
LeaderBobby Swagoff
FaithSWAGGY SWAG

CurrencySwagBucks
AnimalRacoon

The Swagland of Qwas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bobby Swagoff with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.491 billion Qwasians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SwagLand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Qwasian economy, worth 366 trillion SwagBucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,066 SwagBucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,327,353 per year while the poor average 1,981, a ratio of 670 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Qwas's national animal is the Racoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is SWAGGY SWAG.

Qwas is ranked 239,587th in the world and 10,665th in Chicken overlords for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.3 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 485thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 584thHighest Crime Rates: 1,047thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,089thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,185thFattest Citizens: 1,230thLargest Retail Industry: 1,297thNudest: 1,549thTop
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Most Armed: 2,641stMost Devout: 3,252ndMost Avoided: 3,371stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,437thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,952ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,722ndRudest Citizens: 5,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,850thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,387thLargest Black Market: 7,558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,396thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,358thMost Efficient Economies: 11,389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,173rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,567thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,199thHighest Average Incomes: 14,880thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,978thMost Cultured: 17,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,821stMost Influential: 23,417thHighest Drug Use: 24,014thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,329th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 198th in the regionMost Developed: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 246th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 309th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 436th in the regionMost Conservative: 526th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 599th in the regionMost Average: 669th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 868th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 925th in the region

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