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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 537thHighest Crime Rates: 768thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,104th
The Sheldonian Calendar of
Anarchy
It's Quonkoday!
President Sheldon Cooper
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Quonkoland

Population4.563 billion

CapitalSheldonopolis
LeaderPresident Sheldon Cooper
FaithRa Worship

CurrencyHiggs Boson Particle
Animalgoat

The Sheldonian Calendar of Quonkoland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Sheldon Cooper with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, feral children, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.563 billion Quonkolandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Social Policy and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheldonopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The very strong Quonkolandian economy, worth 548 trillion Higgs Boson Particles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 120,205 Higgs Boson Particles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 348,629 per year while the poor average 32,825, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, and for 25 Higgs Boson Particles tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Quonkoland's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ra Worship.

Quonkoland is ranked 271,541st in the world and 3,794th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 0.41 flags saluted per person per day.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 537thHighest Crime Rates: 768thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,104thFattest Citizens: 1,455thRudest Citizens: 1,585thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,615thMost Avoided: 1,819thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,175thMost Armed: 2,311thLargest Retail Industry: 2,676thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,953rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,034thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,394thNudest: 5,827thMost Inclusive: 8,746thNicest Citizens: 9,898thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,910thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,707thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,877thMost Cultured: 14,009thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,379thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,118thHighest Food Quality: 20,145thMost Politically Free: 23,124thHighest Average Incomes: 26,023rd
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 103rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 119th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 210th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 258th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 305th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 365th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 370th in the region

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