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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 477thHighest Crime Rates: 1,296thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,791st
The Sheldonian Calendar of
Anarchy
It's Quonkoday!
President Sheldon Cooper
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Quonkoland

Population2.454 billion

CapitalSheldonopolis
LeaderPresident Sheldon Cooper
FaithRa Worship

CurrencyHiggs Boson Particle
Animalgoat

The Sheldonian Calendar of Quonkoland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Sheldon Cooper with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.454 billion Quonkolandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheldonopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Quonkolandian economy, worth 342 trillion Higgs Boson Particles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 139,512 Higgs Boson Particles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 431,434 per year while the poor average 34,781, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Quonkolandian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Quonkoland's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ra Worship.

Quonkoland is ranked 207,489th in the world and 4,480th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 477thHighest Crime Rates: 1,296thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,791stRudest Citizens: 1,819thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,875thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,896thHighest Drug Use: 3,009thFattest Citizens: 3,824thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,913thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,981stMost Armed: 4,169thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,224thMost Avoided: 5,037thNudest: 5,716thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,649thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,246thMost Efficient Economies: 9,319thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,825thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,978thMost Inclusive: 10,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,439thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,336thLargest Black Market: 14,178thMost Cultured: 14,920thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,173rdMost Politically Free: 15,613thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,117thHighest Average Incomes: 16,820thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,795thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,829thMost Devout: 23,277th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Politically Free: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 49th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 79th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 112th in the regionNudest: 113th in the regionLargest Black Market: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 129th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 297th in the regionMost Devout: 338th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 353rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 393rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 411th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quonkoland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Quonkoland, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Quonkoland, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Quonkoland, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Quonkoland, Quonkolandian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Quonkoland, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Following new legislation in Quonkoland, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Quonkoland, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • : Quonkoland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Quonkoland, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.

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