The Republic of Quizjectinator is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions and parental licensing program. The cynical population of 8.481 billion Quizjectinatorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Quizjectinatorian economy, worth 235 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,791 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quizjectinator's national animal is the porpoise.

Quizjectinator is ranked 145,395^th in the world and 6,618^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.41 law-abiding acts per hour.