The Queen's State of Quito Villa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.629 billion Quito Villans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Quito Villan economy, worth 279 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 24,015 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, Quito Villa has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Quito Villa in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Quito Villa's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quito Villa is ranked 108,691^st in the world and 1^st in Quito for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.