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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,034thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,387thMost Influential: 4,289th
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Quinto Piano

Population671 million

CapitalCoffee Quinto


The Grand Duchy of Quinto Piano is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 671 million Quintopianistas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffee Quinto. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Quintopianista economy, worth 76.2 trillion Doghes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,627 Doghes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", one does not simply walk into the tundra, every week is blindness awareness week, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quinto Piano's national animal is the Fratton, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Quinto Piano is ranked 11,757th in the world and 360th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,034thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,387thMost Influential: 4,289thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,393rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,630thTop
Most Secular: 11,747thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,757thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,252ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,580thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,738thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,832ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,029thNicest Citizens: 14,233rdMost Inclusive: 15,412thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,022ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,772ndSmartest Citizens: 17,272ndMost Developed: 17,662ndLargest Welfare Programs: 18,731stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,928thLowest Crime Rates: 20,054th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 126th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 147th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 287th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 360th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 409th in the regionMost Secular: 409th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 409th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 415th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 433rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 439th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 457th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 471st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 476th in the regionNicest Citizens: 480th in the regionMost Inclusive: 496th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 525th in the regionMost Developed: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 556th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 562nd in the regionLargest Governments: 568th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 596th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 644th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 664th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 686th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 703rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 791st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 805th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quinto Piano was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Quinto Piano was endorsed by The Empire of Eastern Hyront Scassen.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Quinto Piano was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 116 » VW53Aland, Liberstankonia, H-Zhena, Stellar Colonies, Brotherland, Zukchiva, Asendavia, Axdel, Todd McCloud, Dragons Blood, Libertanny, Pakitsk, Raunch, Rainbow Vests, Kaigi, Kangarawa, Socialist Holy American Empire, Lingu, Lanagon, Monteconstance, Goodnamesarerare, CopyCato, Wiranath, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Eagas, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, BuciLand, The Three States of Fortuna, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Talitoa, Imperial Akatsuki, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Almighty Country, Ripsylvania, Staynes, The Solar Ottomans, The State of McDonalds, Davinhia, Marrabuk, Tretrid, Greater New Cassandra, The Eternal Land of Jong, Unger under over, CheeseBurrito, Drunken Seal Islands, BearStackof2015, Lyontisia, Bai Lung, The United Asian Republics, A Slanted Black Stripe, and 66 others.Trimmania, Bullpups, Ridann, United China Nation, Slys Paws, Roliganistan, Mays Austrian Nation, Technocratic Tagalog, Coruh, Wizardonia, Akorial, Adolanta, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Evrigenis, East Malaysia, Enlil, Plazland, Tseriesiscoming, Modra, Kanadeer, Zang0, Rohanland, La xinga, Chria Deau, Euricanis, The Death Syndicate, Squid Ruinosa, ReeK, Arkantis, The United Neo American Union, Riveraland, Abtracnt, Rhealaliit, Washingtonian Order, Seri Tai Republic, Filipopol, Headpat Central, Kucia, Kriov, Dragonia, Grossvietnam, The Empire of Rijelv, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Barfleur, A mean old man, Biggstonia, Santa Dystopia, Bytes, Survivoristan, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Refuge Isle, Osterreich und Ungarn, Propwash, BTProductions, Harro Waarudho, Interdimensional Waifus, Freedomindia, Adavan, Firenation91, Broengtopia, Schrebia, Endertopias, Under Sea Desert, Taurora, Khadah, and Eastern Hyront Scassen.

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