The Grand Duchy of Quinto Piano is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 671 million Quintopianistas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffee Quinto. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Quintopianista economy, worth 76.2 trillion Doghes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,627 Doghes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", one does not simply walk into the tundra, every week is blindness awareness week, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quinto Piano's national animal is the Fratton, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Quinto Piano was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Quinto Piano was endorsed by The Empire of Eastern Hyront Scassen.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
- : Quinto Piano was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
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