The Armed Republic of Quim is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 25.044 billion Quimians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Quimian economy, worth 67.8 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,707 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Quim's national animal is the seal.

Quim is ranked 156,292^nd in the world and 2,486^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.62 law-abiding acts per hour.