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Least Corrupt Governments: 806th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,143rd Safest: 1,262nd
The Dominion of
Democratic Socialists
Yo
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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QuietDad

Population23.401 billion

CapitalQuietDad City
LeaderQuietDad

CurrencyBeer
AnimalDog

The Dominion of QuietDad is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by QuietDad with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 23.401 billion QuietDadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of QuietDad City. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient QuietDadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,406 trillion Beers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,816 Beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QuietDad's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

QuietDad is ranked 116,142nd in the world and 4,668th in the West Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 32.44 on the Rand Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 806thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,143rdSafest: 1,262ndMost Cultured: 1,300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,323rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,009thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,042ndBest Weather: 2,050thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,916thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,977thHealthiest Citizens: 3,699thLargest Populations: 3,706thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,820thHighest Economic Output: 4,820thMost Pacifist: 5,165thMost Developed: 5,766thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,112thLowest Crime Rates: 7,331stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,113thLargest Governments: 13,400thMost Stationary: 15,673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,720th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 79th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 134th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 140th in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 157th in the regionLargest Governments: 270th in the regionMost Stationary: 272nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 336th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 432nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 549th in the regionNudest: 553rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 557th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : QuietDad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in QuietDad, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in QuietDad, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : QuietDad was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in QuietDad, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in QuietDad, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party.
  • : Following new legislation in QuietDad, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : QuietDad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : QuietDad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : QuietDad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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